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Ring of thieves busted in El Dorado County

Stolen items Courtesy El Dorado County Sheriff

Stolen items
Courtesy El Dorado County Sheriff

EL DORADO COUNTY, CA – Four people have been arrested for burglarizing at least 15 homes throughout El Dorado County and stealing items including military uniforms and medals.

According to the El Dorado County Sheriff’s department, detectives have been investigating the high number of residential burglaries in the area and have arrested four suspects related to the break-ins.

One of the suspects, Gary Joseph Masse, was a parolee who had been released from prison in July of this year for a previous burglary conviction.

On Dec. 6, detectives obtained information as to Masse’s whereabouts and when they responded to a home on Baco Road in Placerville, Masse attempted to flee through the rear of the residence. When he was taken into custody deputies found him in possession of a handgun that was later determined to have been stolen in a recent burglary in Amador County.

Stolen military jackets Courtesy El Dorado County Sheriff

Stolen military jackets
Courtesy El Dorado County Sheriff

When deputies searched the home they discovered a number of stolen items from various homes in El Dorado County. Officers returned some of the items to their rightful owner, but many items still remain unclaimed.

Some of the items include necklaces, bracelets, earrings, brooches, lockets, antique dolls and figurines, fishing and camping equipment, Matchbox car collection, laptop computers, etc.

The most notable items were two US Army dress green uniforms.  One belonging to an officer, marked on the interior of the jacket with the name “A. Kent”.  The second, an enlisted uniform with specialist 5 rank and “1st Army” unit patch.  Also located were WWII era military “dogtags” or ID tags with the name Alan Beattie Robertson.

Detectives believe the four suspects already arrested are just the beginning and “many more will be tied to the group before the investigation is complete,” this according to a statement.

El Dorado County Sheriff’s Office Investigations Division is urging anyone who has been a recent victim of theft or burglary and believe some of the property may belong to them, or if they have any additional information to contact Detective James Peterson at 530-642-4713.


Kicking it at Thunder Valley

Jeff Morris and Justin Baseman - Click for more images

A few weeks ago I covered the Chippendales out at Thunder Valley Casino Resort. If you recall, I really started to question my “maleness,” since I kind of enjoyed the show. So to test my maleness I decided to take in a Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) event.

It just so happened that Gladiator Challenge, a promoter of all things MMA, was hosting an event out at Thunder Valley Casino Resort. There were sixteen fights on tap, so I was going to get my fill of fights.

It was nice of Gladiator Challenge to have some really nice young ladies walking around in between rounds letting us know what round it was. I found them extremely helpful.

For those of you who may not know, an MMA event consists of two fighters getting into a cage that resembles a boxing ring, only this ring has a cyclone fence encircling it so spectators don’t end up getting a lap dance from one of the fighters being thrown out of the ring. There are three rounds for non-championship matches and five rounds for championship matches, with each round lasting five minutes each with one minute breaks in between.

The two fighters wear small gloves and have complete control of their fingers, unlike boxing gloves. Some wear little booties while others go barefoot. I guess they probably don’t call them little booties. Let me see – tiny little shoes?

Just prior to entering the ring their faces are given a coat of grease. As the half-naked men enter the ring you get a sense that the grease is bothering them, because that’s when they start looking all mean and nasty like they want to kill somebody.

Jordan Beaver and Sid Finen - Click for more images

Keep in mind this is the first time I’ve watched an MMA match, so I’m still somewhat unclear as to the rules. It appears that once they’re in the ring, they are required to run around in circles screaming at the audience and pounding their chests for effect ““ such brutes.

With sixteen fights scheduled, I thought I would be there for quite some time. Turns out these fights don’t last nearly as long as a boxing match. Most ended just minutes into the first round. A couple went to the second round and that was it. One ended within 45 seconds!

First up were John Younger and John David Reynolds. Reynolds, fists blazing, had Younger on the mat and in less than a minute – BAM! Game over.

In the fourth bout it was Jamie Hantz and John Wigglesworth, with Hantz winning by a technical knockout. Hantz came into the ring kicking and screaming ““ seriously kicking, because he proceeded to kick the crap out of Wigglesworth. I don’t think Hantz threw a punch. All I saw were his legs pumping out the kicks.

Oh, yeah. In between bouts someone had the unlucky role of cleaning up the blood spattered on the mat. Oh, joy.

There were several title fights, which I’ve listed below with the winner in bold.

Light Heavyweight: Don “The Predator” Frye vs. Reuben Villareal
Heavyweight:            Rob “The Caveman” Jackson vs. Josh Appelt
Welterweight:           Jeff Morris vs. Justin Baseman
Super Fight:              Chris Wood vs. Cal Worsham

Jamie Hantz and John Wigglesworth kicking it at TVCR

So did I pass my latest maleness test? Yes and no.

Yes – I found it appalling that these guys would get into a ring and simply beat the crap out of each other for the sport of it, but at the same time I found it oddly entertaining. So I’m counting that as a good thing – in a macho kind of way.

No ““ I couldn’t help but think of the similarities between an MMA fight and the Chippendales. Both are half naked, in good physical shape, and greased down prior to the show.

Since you rarely see men out at a Chippendale performance it’s obvious that guys would rather watch half naked, greased up men, roll around with each other rather than watch them dance around.

Sadly I believe I have failed my maleness test yet again, since I would rather go to a Chippendales show than watch a fight.

The whole blood and sweat spraying all over the ring didn’t work for me, and I found myself surrounded by testosterone laden men.

Now at a Chippendales show, I’m guaranteed to be surrounded by women.

I rest my case.

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